Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got **** all over him.
Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got **** all over him.
Where's it from...?
Anyone else got a favorite...?
One of my favorites here..
Pilot: I could use a drink, Why dont you make us some "old fashioneds"
Passenger: Do you really think you should drink while you fly?
Pilot: Oh stop kidding willya and Make us some drinks, an' just press the button back there marked Booze!
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Pilot: I could use a drink, Why dont you make us some "old fashioneds"
Passenger: Do you really think you should drink while you fly?
Pilot: Oh stop kidding willya and Make us some drinks, an' just press the button back there marked Booze!
" First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
" First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
Raiders
Donnie Darko
new quote
Guy 1:"And remember this gun is pointed right at your Heart."
Guy 2: "That is my least vulnerable spot"
Do you guys want to make this a game thread, only give one, if you get one? or just give favorite quotes. and if we do so, NO googling!
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Person 1: "I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."
Followed by:
Person 1: "Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long f#@*king time and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled *six* times."
Person 2: "Six times. Well, what if she's too f*#@king busy?"
Person 1: "The words "too f*#@king busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary."
Person 1: "I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."
Followed by:
Person 1: "Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long f#@*king time and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled *six* times."
Person 2: "Six times. Well, what if she's too f*#@king busy?"
Person 1: "The words "too f*#@king busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary."
Favorite Movie Quotes...!!!
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